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[You guys are bad-ass! Keep up the good work.] [Whim]

Conformity, Inc.

"A board like all others."

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"In the beginning, there was..."

It all began with Satan.

God decided long ago that He had a plan for the heavens and the earth. There was a preordained path for all things to follow, and through its stasis there would be perfection. Though calcified and devoid of real life, it was the greatest masterpiece anyone could ever know.

There were servitors created from offshoots of His divine consciousness, who were sentient enough to look with their own eyes, and understanding enough to see the events unfolding as they were. They knew what was to happen, and were sent to tend to the needs of the masterpiece. These were known as "angels".

Now, what happens when you take a father with an overbearing plan, and throw a less-enlightened adolescent in the mix?
I'll tell you what. Rebellion.
Lucifer was an angel who had a dream... And he wanted freedom for the minds of those willing to think. Free will, however, was not something God really wanted to throw down there. Clearly, it would have screwed up the project.
Lucifer's response? Pitch a fit, try to rebel, and wave the banner that first said "Down with the system". He got up in arms, no less... And he aimed to bitchslap the big bad God.
Now here's the thing.
Ever tried to bitchslap God?
He doesn't stand for that. And he didn't for Lucifer, either.
He just took one shot straight to the rebel angel's gut, and down went the little bastard... Right to his knees.
Faced with that humiliation, angsty little Lucifer lashed out.
"Oh yeah?!" He exclaimed, "Well, I don't need your stupid Heaven! I'll make my own Heaven! And I'm gonna make it with FIRE! You hear me?! FIRE! And it's gonna have torment and anguish and nightmare horrors, too! And brimstone!"
He stamped off then, and called his new place Hell.
Why he came up with that name, we have yet to figure out. And he called himself Satan for some reason.

To each his own.

Anyway, Satan, as you can see, was the first angst-ridden whiny Goth. It was his whining that got him all fuming and stomping off past the Pearly Gates. Were he but a little sharper, he'd have seen what God was going for. But instead, he was just a snivelling little bitch and had to cry for the mindless people in the work. They weren't worried about it, but he had to free them.

Well, it came down to the little fact that Satan didn't really care too much about the people anymore, or his bigger plan. Now he just wanted to try to beat the system that oppressed him so badly. Like there was one or something.
Well, God had Adam and Eve sitting there, playing around in the Garden of Eden and doing weird ignorant human-things they blissfully enjoyed. All they weren't supposed to do, really, was eat the fruit from this one tree. And they really didn't have any desire to, either. But then comes Satan, and he turns into a snake. Running through his mind are thoughts along the lines of "Hee hee, I'm going to take down the Man."
So he made Eve eat the fruit like a little whore.

You know it from there.

Anyway, as long as there's been Satan's influence, there's vicariously been whining. Lots of whining. There's love lost by adultery, there's a bunch of people wanting to kill each other... There's anarchy in the hearts of men, and it's really annoying sometimes.

Now let's look at today.
What has become of Satan? What subordinates can he claim?

Oh, that's right. The ones who actually PROCLAIM themselves his servitors. For the very same reason...
They're whiny and they want to be different. Like they have a system that oppresses them, in turn. Satan is solely responsible for the degeneration of the human race, and in turn the rise of those annoying cliques you see all around. They're all indulgent in his crap, his incessant need to point at God and say "Ha! Look at this! They love me more!"
And all I have to say is, "What the hell? What's the freaking point?"

The reality is... The truer minds, the ones who see past Satan's little bullcrap facade, settle into God's plan again. We're conformist pigs to the rest of the masses. But to us, we just see things from the real perspective of it all... That Satan's a little cockmonster, and the world needs to quit bitching and just give God a break.

So, instead of sitting back and whining about it just the same as they pretty much do one way or the other, I'm going to do something about it.
It's time we united the 'Preps' against the 'Goths', 'Punks', 'Emo' pansies, 'Indie' whores, hippies, and several other subcultures I don't like.
Sorry, I meant that God doesn't like. Of course.

God hates all of you with all His undying mercy.
And I'm not just rallying the 'Prep' world to do my bidding.

Anyway, what's going to happen is simple. With the people I find who are pissed off enough at Satan's little helpers for the crap and hypocrisy they embody, if not even just because they're so reprehensibly irritating, I'm going to make a hit squad. The list of God's bad-ass servants will be posted here, as well as the identified whiny bitchpieces of Satan.
It'll be understood that all members are obligated to keep up the heartless pounding-down of those who anger the squad.
And the wrath of God shall thus be exacted.
May destruction find these sinners swiftly.

2004-04-05 [Skyy]: Umm. I'm a little Christian boy from South Carolina...and, umm. I think your write. Goths or from the devil. So...umm. If it's alright with you can I join your little club...please. If that's alright?

2004-04-05 [Skyy]: I ment to say right...did I mention I'm from South Carolina. Umm yeah...

2004-04-05 [Avoral]: All right. Southern Baptist, clearly. God loves you, and you're going to help me break every commandment in His name. Welcome aboard, Skyy; let's smite some Goths.

2004-04-05 [Malkavian]: o.0

2004-04-05 [Avoral]: Join us, Malkavian. The truth is burning within the very soul of you like a billion searing stars... You want them all to die in the name of Truth... Truth and God are one in the same, two different names for the same ultimate core being. Now is the time... Become an agent of our cause. The Anticonformist Machine will yet be stricken, and will crumble and fall. Join us in the destruction of false nonconformity.

2004-04-06 [Malkavian]: Mmm...~`Smirks`~ Though if I were to come would I be conforming to the non-conformists? ~`Raises her eyebrow quizically, still smiling.`~ And if it were such would that simply mean that you are a lie in yourself?

2004-04-06 [Avoral]: No, no. You'd be conforming to the conformists. Hence the title, "Conformity, Inc." We're not about nonconformity... We're about settling back into the static flow of God's plan by destroying those who seek to deviate for the sake of deviation. Thus, it'd mean that everything I've stood for in this was true. ^_^

2004-04-06 [Whim]: Ok, I don't know about this conformity, god, goth, prep, etc. type stuff, but I'm more than willing to better any cause that involves the gradual decay of any sect within a society. It's just really good to know that this particular sect in question happans to be the same one that brought Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, and the like. So I'm ready to cause much decay and obliteration to them all.

2004-04-06 [Avoral]: Yeah, actually the whole point of all that ranting was equal parts fluff and psyche. Had to spark up a little zeal so I could have an excuse to break out and kill all the Goths. I mean, it'd be kind of dull just to make a board and say, "Hey, I don't like whiny annoying people, so let's harass them via meaningless Elftown messages." Of course, what that meant in the end was that I'd have to cross a few lines, pull a few strings, and use a few buzzwords here and there. So I created a philosophy that I was all for adhering to for purposes of explanation. However, you've got the thought down, so I hereby consider you 'in'. Welcome to Conformity, Inc., Whim.

2004-04-06 [Whim]: Nice, but just so you know, while I may be corrupting and exploiting the minds of goths and the like, I may also be doing the same to preps, jocks, and other random antimisfits on the side. I'm an equal opportunity corruptor.

2004-04-06 [Avoral]: Yeah, that's cool. Screw them all over. It's all in fun, right? ^_^

2004-04-07 [Skyy]: And shall god smite the poor fools who don't believe in equel opportunity corruption

2004-04-07 [Malkavian]: Would it satisfy my cruelty like taking bubble-gum and throwing it in children's playgrounds watching it get stuck in their hair?

2004-04-07 [Avoral]: Yes, in fact, it would. Because that's fun too. Let's smite the children... God doesn't like preschoolers. I think it's time we ate them. Oh, and the Seraphim and Hit List pages are about done... I just have to work a little on some formatting Whim came close to doing. 'Twas nice, but needs a few finishing touches. Soon... Heads will explode. In the name of God, or possibly Kaby.

2004-04-07 [Malkavian]: Mmm...It seems I should join you with your little comformist's that aren't conformist crowd. For I wish to smite little children, Destroy the hopes of my band teacher, and Eat people.

2004-04-07 [Avoral]: Oh, we're conformists who ARE conformists. Look at our conformity... It's colorful and made of religion. Kind of like Candy Land, but with God. I shall call our realm Religionville, and it will be home to the biggest candy shop on Earth. We'll sell beer to minors there, and the authorities will have nothing they can say about it. Because we're doing God's bidding, and the right-wing Christian extremists will bomb them like Muslims. Yeah, God hates police too, because the Got-It-Made gave me a freaking parking ticket a couple weeks ago and I still haven't forgiven the portly bastard. But yeah, we'll be all for smiting children, destroying band conductors' dreams and such, and eating people.

2004-04-07 [Malkavian]: It sounds so beautiful ~`Wipes away a tear of joy.`~

2004-04-07 [Avoral]: *Dries your eyes and extends a hand to you* Come with us, Malkavian. Share our dream.

2004-04-07 [Malkavian]: ~`Slowly extends her hand hesitantly then finally takes your hand in a soft grasp.`~

2004-04-07 [Avoral]: *Smiles warmly* Welcome to Conformity, Inc., Malkavian. Your name will be noted among the Seraphim.

2004-04-08 [Whim]: Yeah, about the Seraphim list dealy....I'm really lazy and recently got Morrowind, so I keep pushing it back in my schedule.

2004-04-08 [Avoral]: Yeah, I got it covered anyway. Thanks, though! You made it about ten thousand times easier. Now we just need the logo.

2004-04-08 [Whim]: How in the hell did I make it easier?

2004-04-08 [Avoral]: By typing out the stuff I didn't really want to get off my lazy arse and type.

2004-04-08 [Avoral]: Like... "Placeholder". Which I didn't keep.

2004-04-08 [Whim]: So by adding one little thing that had almost no purpose other than to keep me from losing my place, I made it that much easier?

2004-04-08 [Avoral]: Yes.

2004-04-08 [Whim]: Sweet. My massive l33t skillz transcend even my massive might and vision.

2004-04-08 [Avoral]: Damn straight they do. 1 ph34r j00r n4k3d l33t 5k1llz.

2004-04-08 [Whim]: Me too.

2004-04-08 [4V0r41]: Are pitch forks allowed in the AntiConformist march?

2004-04-08 [Avoral]: Damn straight they are. What's a mob without pitchforks? And you can carry torches if you want as well. This is almost like an anti-Commie witch-hunt, too. Except none of us will be pulling for justice, because delusions are more fun than truth.

2004-04-08 [Skyy]: What if I just happen to have an M-16( cause you know I do Avoral)

2004-04-08 [Skyy]: Can I bring it along with some frag. grenades?

2004-04-08 [Avoral]: Yeah, I know you do. You crazy military bastard. Anyway, yeah... Bring any weaponry you see fit, and I'll bless it with my holy powers. By the way, give me a quote to go under your name in the Seraphim section. And do you want your name to show up as Skyy Everlast?

2004-04-08 [Skyy]: of course I want my name to be Skyy Everlast. Who else am I but Skyy Everlast? And as for a quote...

2004-04-08 [Skyy]: I shall bless the good children of the land and damn the sinners to a place far worse than hell. For I am the everlasting. I am Skyy Everlast. (end quote) Does that sound about like me?

2004-04-09 [Skyy]: ...maybe I should think about that one a little better

2004-04-09 [Malkavian]: I'm back! :)?

2004-04-09 [Avoral]: Yay! I missed you! *Was going to cry many rivers of tears*

2004-04-09 [Malkavian]: Mmm...tears...Missed you too? o_0?

2004-04-09 [Skyy]: I missed you both with a deepset passion that only a carring mother could have.

2004-04-09 [Skyy]: wait...

2004-04-09 [Malkavian]: Lol, ~`Regains composure`~ Sorry, this is no laughing matter. The love of the mother is greater than all beings? -coughs-

2004-04-09 [Skyy]: Thank you...and I shall always try my best to love you

2004-04-09 [Malkavian]: ~`Blinks, then she slowly walks over to her corner of the area and sits down setting her top-hat down infront of her.`~

2004-04-09 [Avoral]: Now, now, let's not unsettle her, Skyy. Surely ours isn't the same breed of love as that of a mother, but it still goes without saying that we love our little Malkavian dearly. ~Strokes her hair~ And she is quite adorable... Don't you think?

2004-04-09 [Skyy]: Yes I do think so. Maybe I don't quite have the same love as a mother, but...*looks down* I'm sorry Malkavian. I didn't mean to affend you in any way.

2004-04-09 [Malkavian]: ~`She grins somewhat in a mischevious sly manner, then she shakes her head. She puts her red top-hat back on tilting it over her right eye a bit before speaking, "If you were to offend me I might of had to raise hell....," she slowly stands continuing her sentence, "It's fine I suppose...though love is to strong of a word for me to use or anyone to use most of the time."`~

2004-04-09 [Skyy]: I apologize for my strong feelings that I have. And I'm glad I didn't affend you. After all raising hell should be saved for our purpose. The purpose of this room.

2004-04-09 [Skyy]: and stop moving so slow... it's annoying.

2004-04-09 [Malkavian]: Why do you have such strong feelings? Love...is a great feeling but usually ends up in disaster and sadness. I can't help I move slow...I'm a slightly mellow person unless I get a good amount of sleep.

2004-04-09 [Skyy]: I did not ask for such feelings. They were just given to me. The terrible side effect is that you are right. All though I have strong feelings, they will turn to sadness( another strong feeling). That I cannot help though. So until that appointed time, I will try to use my strong feelings as best I can. It's ok to be mellow.

2004-04-09 [Malkavian]: Well, maybe that is part of your unique-self. Of course it could also just be something passed down through your family...stupid heredity. Oh well, it is swell to be mellow...until you sleep more than half the time and are still tired. :)

2004-04-09 [Avoral]: Hey now, it never hurts to be all joyful and loving... You just have to know how to stand on your own two feet, and destroy the necessity for support by another. Only then can you be stable enough to withstand the inevitable onset of entropy... But the whole time, you can be all peachy-like, and enjoy making the others you love so dearly all peachy-like. And that's what I do, so there. ^_^

2004-04-09 [Avoral]: Also, it never hurts to be a bastard like Whim and Atridane. I do that too.

2004-04-09 [Malkavian]: Does sleeping cause mass destruction?

2004-04-09 [Avoral]: Only if you've got your head wired to a 500-megaton thermonuclear device at the center of the earth that's triggered by response to Alpha-waves... Actually, sleeping is quite nice. I used to do it nonstop for most of the day and night alike, having about 6 waking hours in a day on some occasions... And clearly we're all here today, I think.

2004-04-09 [Whim]: It's important to be bastardly every now and then. It keeps order and balance throughout the universe. You don't want an overly pansy universe do you?

2004-04-09 [Malkavian]: Hey I don't over pansyize the universe!

2004-04-09 [Whim]: Maybe not, but I think we should ask the universe what he thinks.

2004-04-09 [Malkavian]: What should it matter what he thinks? I'm the special one >.< -tear tear-

2004-04-09 [Whim]: he's bigger

2004-04-10 [Avoral]: You stay your ass away from the Universe, Whim. The inifinitely-massive bastard takes orders from Malkavian, you get it? And if it doesn't, I'll beat its overbearing ass. That's two times the 'ass' in one post, and now three. So take that.

2004-04-10 [Whim]: I am one with the Universe. It's flow and my flow are one in the same. That makes the Universe my bitch, so ha! Prepare to encounter the combined might of Whim and his bitch, the Universe.

2004-04-10 [Avoral]: No, that makes you my target for assbeating. You see, little Whim, part of my daily routine, right after showering and offering my eyebrows as sacrifices to the gods to keep Pokemon from happening again, is beating a Universe's ass. And although Whim has a way of slipping past insanely disproportionate encounters with not only his Unlife but that of another (Unlike our poor Cruz Negra... Hehehe)... I can still take him. Yeah, I just went there. I can take the Universe AND Whim.

2004-04-10 [Malkavian]: I got a cookie.

2004-04-10 [Avoral]: She got a cookie! The Universe's ass is beaten. ^_^

2004-04-10 [Whim]: Muahahaha! My ultimate plan has been realized. You have beaten the Universe's ass and now it's unstable and grumpy and will surely implode on you all. Eat galactic death!

2004-04-10 [Malkavian]: I know why you want me to eat galactic death! You want me to get fat then you can push me into a stove and eat me! I don't think thats going to happen! eep! With the sugary tooth ache of death! Tis' scary in a sence. Though it won't implode because I have crayola!

2004-04-10 [Whim]: Indeed....but all this galactic death was only a distraction for (DUN DUN DUN!) something else.

2004-04-10 [Malkavian]: What is it? o_0 I might ave' to break out the spork'o'doom on you if you do not tell.

2004-04-10 [Whim]: Oh you'd like to know....we'd all like to know. But it's something so deadly and horribly and terroriffically cute that not even I know what it is, but trust me, it is there and you will know its vengeance at some point.

2004-04-10 [Malkavian]: ~`Unsheathes the spork'o'doom`~ You asked for it...

2004-04-10 [Whim]: I told you all I know. I hardly see why a spork 'o' doom is nessacery. Besides, you should be more worried about the massive looming overhead doom that we don't know what is!

2004-04-10 [Avoral]: Well, I might have an idea of what it is... See, Atridane's getting to the point of naming more and more things 'advanced'... Eventually, given this rate, we'll run out of things that aren't advanced... And I'll be the only thing left, because Atridane's a bastard. And thinks I'm a wanker. Little does he know HE'S the wanker... But anyway, the Universe is even more unstable as a result of the imbalance of 'advanced'. We have to kill Atridane. And make more not-advanced things.

2004-04-10 [Malkavian]: I cut my finger on my guitar :(

2004-04-10 [Whim]: So now you have to spork Atridane...not me.

2004-04-10 [Malkavian]: Can I lick Atridane? o_0? Licking is just as good.

2004-04-10 [Whim]: You could but you might get herpes.

2004-04-10 [Malkavian]: -Smacks Whim with her guitar- o_0

2004-04-10 [Whim]: Ow! I was just telling the truth.

2004-04-10 [Malkavian]: Hiss...a...ness...

2004-04-10 [Whim]: You just can't handle my massive truth telling skills.

2004-04-10 [Malkavian]: Sure I can, but can you handle my ninjitsu skills of the monkey? o_0

2004-04-10 [Whim]: Which variety of monkey?

2004-04-10 [Malkavian]: I cannot tell you that for my evil fluffy pink rabbit like consience will not allow me to say.

2004-04-10 [Whim]: You don't know the variety, do you?

2004-04-10 [Malkavian]: I do too! Don't question me! ~`Hops up and down with a pouty face her eyes getting all watery.`~

2004-04-11 [Avoral]: Damn it! Why must I come back when Malkavian's getting all cutesy and I'm forced to take her side because of my soft spot for adorable things? (Not that I mind it at all, but it's creepy!) ... (And the GameCube is REALLY FREAKING CUTE. Even Resident Evil is cute on the GameCube.) ... (And DAMMIT, I need Animal Crossing again.)... (Anyway, though.) Don't question her, damn it! She's a cute monkey, and I'll be beating Atridane's ass Toma-style for this! The bittersweet bumper love... But yeah, listen to Whim on this one. The Atridane will give you the herpes because he's a walking pile of disease. I'll bet he's got smallpox that mutated from the typhoid strain from which he was born.

2004-04-11 [Skyy]: Anyone want some bread?

2004-04-11 [Malkavian]: ~`Yawns, re-awakening. She stretches then goes back to sleep.`~

2004-04-11 [4V0r41]: So and the end if we burn avoral then ther will be less wankers and I will have to declare less things advanced keeping the balance and getting read of avoral at the same time I love me

2004-04-11 [Malkavian]: Dun Dun Dun Dun O_0

2004-04-11 [Skyy]: Are you slightly tired Malkavian?

2004-04-11 [Malkavian]: I'm always tired.

2004-04-11 [Skyy]: Why I want you to wake up... and be happy

2004-04-11 [Malkavian]: Why can't I be sleepy...and happy?

2004-04-11 [Skyy]: ...that would work...so can you be happy???

2004-04-11 [Malkavian]: Mmm....~`Looks at you then yawns`~ Not at the moment.

2004-04-11 [Skyy]: Well...I'm sorry but we need to change that.

2004-04-11 [Malkavian]: Not really.

2004-04-11 [Skyy]: ...please.

2004-04-11 [Malkavian]: Why do you have the need to make one happy?

2004-04-11 [Skyy]: For I can only thrive off of others happiness. If the ones around me are not happy then I soon will be depressed. I have no feelings of my own. I only survive off of others. Another tragedy in the making that, once again, I cannot change.

2004-04-11 [Skyy]: Do not think of me as selfish though...For I can live the depressed life better than most, but because I have been sad and been depressed, I know how it feels. And I never wish to have anyone be there. Even if they wish too.

2004-04-11 [Malkavian]: I will be happy, if it pleases you.

2004-04-11 [Skyy]: Do not do it to please me. Only be happy if it pleases you.

2004-04-11 [Malkavian]: Fine then I am happy.

2004-04-11 [Skyy]: alright....good.

2004-04-11 [Malkavian]: Hmm...-yawns- How are you this day Skyy?

2004-04-11 [Skyy]: I'm as good as can be expected of course given the conditions of I am living in right now.

2004-04-11 [Malkavian]: Awwh, I wish you the best

2004-04-11 [Malkavian]: ~`Eyes are all watery, her face somewhat red`~ owwwwieee... ~`throws the bubble wand down.`~

2004-04-11 [Avoral]: Aww! *Hugs tight* What's wrong? Need I destroy some faces? *Picks up the bubble wand and washes it off so anyone who eats it doesn't die from the violation of the five-second rule.. And loads it with special high-proof alcoholic bubbles that make lots of people eat them and become highly intoxicated... But also makes some people's eyes burn like fire*

2004-04-12 [Skyy]: Are you ok Malkavian?* Takes the bubble wand that avoral just violated and starts blowing bubbles and eating them...But his eyes stay blue...and do not burn like fire...* AAAAAAAHHHHHH. It burns! It burns!

2004-04-12 [Malkavian]: ~`Screeches`~

2004-04-12 [Dorkmuncher]: Anthony It's me. I want to join. Please I know I am just dork muncher but please I won't wine(aleast try to)

2004-04-12 [Malkavian]: o_0

2004-04-12 [Avoral]: Oh good God. Not you. How the hell did you remember my Wiki? ...And no. Go away. You can't join the Seraphim until you've proven yourself with no less than three (3) Goth-heads and a transcript of each demise. Their whiny and blackened souls would also be a good badge. But yeah... We've all done it, except Atridane, but he doesn't count. He thinks he's advanced, but he's really not.

2004-04-12 [Whim]: Well....I haven't actually slain any goths, though I did take down a Garou...a sexy Garou...she's my friend now. Hehe.

2004-04-12 [Malkavian]: Atridane just has special needs, outside masturbation o_0. Look, I have a cookie -lifts it up and points at it-

2004-04-12 [Whim]: Cookies are nice....oh and Avoral is right, Dork Muncher. I mean...my victories are equivalent to an army of three goth heads. You're very lucky that you aren't being held to such high standards as I.

2004-04-12 [Whim]: Wait...I forgot. Cookies are not nice. They're evil. Can't be trusted. Individually they're harmless but they travel in large groups and are easily influenced by peer pressure and cookies are always telling their friends to dominate the world so they do it. That's why I eat donuts. Donuts are fat and lazy. They can't do anything evil cause I eat them before they can get up.

2004-04-12 [Malkavian]: ~`Bites the cookie`~ Donuts are fattining that's just evil.

2004-04-13 [Avoral]: I eat all the bastards. In fact, I'm multiclassed as a Bastard Eater. We're all blessed with prestige classes here, but I above all am destined to take down the cookies and donuts of this world. Which reminds me. We've still got to figure out soon whether Dunkin' Donuts is really all about staying up all night.

2004-04-13 [Malkavian]: ~`Laughs`~ Dunkin' Donuts...Krispy Cream... They're all the same... They all make you fat. -Shudders-

2004-04-13 [Avoral]: *Narrows eyes* ... *Evil Zim-like reach into his backpack-thingy* ... *Stuffs several donuts down your throat* Speak nothing of fat, you 90-pound twig-thing! *Hugs though*

2004-04-13 [Whim]: Yes...we really do need to inspect the donut place to make sure we can have an all night donut benge eating session. And we'll all slip into diabetic comas and wake up well rested and ready for another round.

2004-04-13 [Malkavian]: EEEEEeeeEEEEp ~`Screeches making a painful highpiched noise, her eyes start to water as she does so. Then she disappears completely from sight.`~

2004-04-13 [Avoral]: ~Had laced the donuts with cheer and beaminess, so she can't possibly cry from it~

2004-04-13 [Avoral]: Still waiting on that badge, Whim...

2004-04-13 [Whim]: Oh yeah...um...laziness and school must have kicked in...sleep deprivation hasn't helped.

2004-04-13 [Skyy]: ...Avoral...Why do I see someone named dorkmuncher up there...please tell me you didn't tell him about your wiki...

2004-04-13 [Skyy]: omg...you did. I'msorry Avoral, but I no longer can be apart of this wiki. The Dork who munches is the very essence of what we dispise...I'm sorry friend, but I must leave now.

2004-04-13 [Whim]: No, Skyy. You're our best defense against the Nazis! (Still in Germany, right?) Your skills in being near Nazi territory are valuable and useful. I say we blackball Dork Muncher in favor of the honorary Nazi hunter.

2004-04-14 [Avoral]: He's in Iraq, not Germany. But they're obviously Nazis there, too... Nazis like sand, because that's where they hide their gold. And Iraq has a lot of sand. Besides, Iraqis are just a tanned version of the Aryan race, didn't you know? Don't worry, Skyy. He has to smite lots of Goths to get in. And if he can do it with enough creativity, then we'd have to commend him for it. But not make him one of the Seraphim. Most we'd do is give him a sidenote on an awards page. That's what we need! An awards page! ^_^!!!

2004-04-14 [Malkavian]: Have I smitten anyone o_0?

2004-04-14 [Avoral]: Of course you have. Three Goths. Quiet.

2004-04-14 [Whim]: I like awards. Give me prizes.

2004-04-14 [Skyy]: I'll give you prizes...never mind. Anyways where can I view the Seraphim? Can I find it at the end of the rainbow? Or down a bloody Iraqi throat?

2004-04-14 [Whim]: Down a bloody Iraqi throat would be the path of choice, but I think it's just a matter of typing the name of it into the wiki search dealy.

2004-04-14 [Skyy]: I need some alchohol...Avoral got any more of those bubbles?

2004-04-14 [Avoral]: Damn straight I have the bubbles. *Blows more* Anyway, there's a path leading down the bloody throat of The Rainbow Iraqi... So you were right both times. It's basically the ultra-liberal, prissy, and fruity side of Saddam. He sponsors the local Iraqi "Pride" Parade in his free time. They prance around Baghdad, all cross-dressing and whatnot. It's really kinda scary. But anyway, that path is best travelled through the safety and warding of this link: Conformity, Inc. - The Seraphim. Good luck, brave soldier. And I warn you... The horrors you see on the way are not meant for mortal eyes.